Cunning cranked to 11

I like to think of myself as being sneaky and devious. Sometimes my work-mate Jon Patell and I discuss how much cunning a particularly difficult task took us to accomplish. Well friends, tonight my cunning is cranked to 11. In honour of Valentine's Day, Internation Singles Awareness Day, and Hallmark International Highest Revenue Day, I shall take my pretty wife to the Marriot Hotel for dinner. We did this last year, where I presented her with airline tickets to go to New Brunswick. In New Brunswick later that May, I happened to propose to her.

Tonight, in honour of the passing of 365 calendar days, I shall give her airline tickets to...

Finland!