The best of times, the worst of times

Summer Camp...

You'll probably eat more food than you do at home, but you'll get slimmer.
You may go to bed earlier than at home, and you might even sleep later, but you'll definetly be more tired.
You'll probably make lots of friends at camp, but you'll be eager to be alone once it's done.
You might shower more often at camp than at home, but that's because you'll be getting much dirtier each day.
At night you can look up and see the stars, but you'll get bitten by bugs.
There's no pollution, but you might be allergic to the trees.