Just a few minutes ago. Hurts. Haven't had a bee-sting in years.

I swear it was the most furious bee I have ever seen. I threw a bag of trash at the pole it happened to be living in, and was running to the pole to try and get there before the trash did. The trash arrived a split second before I did, and the bee had stung me a split second later. Count the seconds. One! I'm not even kidding.